The clerk was one of those excitable people that could talk to anyone about anything. It’s an enviable talent that has probably made him many friends. I lifted my heavy bag of dog food on the counter for the clerk to scan and cursed under my breath at the old bitch who took the last of the carts. She probably doesn’t even need it.

“Oh man! What’s up with this old keyboard? “

I was in the middle of a daydream where I was putting antifreeze in the water bowl of whatever little shit dog that cart stealing bitch is sure to have when I realized the clerk was talking about my shirt.

“Er.. Yeah they are all escape keys. It’s the keyboard we all need right now.”

He laughed and repeated, “It’s the keyboard we all need right now.”

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• Men's Sizing
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan